Kira didnt realize the two bridges across Washington to get to the mall were different…
She didnt know the one had stairs…
She just said “If I had a bike I probably would have tried to bike across it!”
… I dont even know what to do with my self
The Dumbass Jar
RSSWait, Wisconsin and Michigan arent right next to each other?!
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Kira
No Kira, there is in fact an entire GREAT LAKE in between the two. You actually cannot drive right through Wisconsin to Michigan. Goodness gracious.
Words fail me.
- Kira: I dont want to write this lab report!
- Me: I dont wanna write my paper either!
- Kira: Wanna switch?
- Me: What do you know about Jane Austen?
- Kira: Isnt she the gorilla girl?
- Me: ... 1. It was chimps. 2. That was Jane Goodall.
- Kira: Oh... who's Jane Austen?
- Me: ...
Mom! You’re going to Africa without me?! You know thats the country I want to go to!
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Kira
Africa’s a country now? Im sorry for the downgrade from continent, Africa.
Commercials are funny.
- Kira: What's up old governor of Minnesota?
- Me: Um, that's Hulk Hogan.
Isn’t Milwaukee in Iowa? Yeah, Milwaukee, Iowa. That sounds right.
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Lauren
And they say Americans suck at Geography… oh wait.
Since when has England been an Island…?
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Kira.
Dear lord save us.
Mexican food can be so good sometimes
- Andrew, while eating a mushroom quesadilla made in the dining hall…
We're all gonna be crack-a-lackin.
- Kira: We're all going to get carpal tunnel when we're old.
- Me: You text that much?!
- Kira: My grandma got it and she never texted a day in her life! We're all gonna be like *makes mangled hand gesture*
- Me: You mean arthritis?
- Kira: Oh yeah... same thing.
Guys, I just scared myself. I saw my reflection.
- Kira
About The Dumbass Jar
This is what happens when you're friends with the people I am. I will admit that I contribute to this as well. Sorry.
Note: may lower your IQ
Note: may lower your IQ
